Superstitious Dad Nervous After Daughter Says Goodbye To Him

[Huat Zai]

Despite living in modern times, where technology has surpassed the belief in magic, there’s still a tiny part of us that connects to our superstitious ancestors. We often tap into this mentality whenever something bizarre and unexplainable rocks our lives. And no event in our lives inspires more fear and superstition than death.  The last great mystery of humankind still gives even the most cynical among us the chills. For the dad in this joke, he learned this lesson first hand when he found out his daughter had an eerie sixth sense.

A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.”

 

The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’

The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.” The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, “God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.” The next day the grandmother died.

“Holy crap” thought the father, “this kid is in contact with the other side.”

 

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, “God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.”

He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

 

When he got home his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work so late. What’s the matter?” He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I just had the worst day of my life.” She said, “You think you had a bad day? You’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!”

[ODACHEK]

Most importantly is to treat everyday as your last day, when moi cook dinner for family every week day and eat out with family every weekend, moi treat these meals as my last meal with them with no regrets even if moi go suddenly.

[chamfer]

The mailman is the kid's daddy??? The husband kena green hat....

[XianGe]

Lol