The_King Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 最近有位女網友發文,他提到從男友的父親口中聊到一則趣事!一名老農夫在下田後,到住家附近的越南店「鬆一下」,甚至還舔了小姐的「葡萄乾」,沒想到隨後中毒送醫。這段經歷引發網友熱烈討論和回應,有不少就笑問「後來老農夫怎麼了?」 該名女網友在社交網站《Dcard》發文,標題為「小姐你的奶頭…(真人版大嫂的奶頭有毒)」,她提到這是先前聽來從男友父親分享的故事。男友家住鄉下地方,當地幾乎都是種田為主,所以多少都會噴灑些農藥。 女網友接著提到,以前那邊附近有很多越南店,就是那種18禁的,不少中年子會在種玩田後,就到越南店去「鬆一下」,而且玩得挺兇的,像是會舔奶頭之類的。不料有1位老農夫,就在舔完小姐的奶頭後送醫急救了。 一名女網友分享自己聽來的鄉間趣聞。(圖/翻攝自Dcard) 事後得知,原來是前一位客人剛種完田,手上還殘有農藥沒洗乾淨,就去搓揉那位越南小姐的奶頭。阿伯不知道這情況,他去越南店玩了之後就舔了小姐的奶頭,結果吃到殘留的農藥。至於這位阿伯事後如何,她其實也不清楚。不過自己聽完後真的不小心笑出來,卻也覺得那位被送醫的阿伯真的是「有夠雖小(意指倒楣)!」 該篇發文一出,引發網友熱烈討論和回應;有網友笑稱「妳身上有他的農藥味」、「這個奶有毒」、「人家是毒奶粉,這個是毒奶頭」;還有網友表示「這個故事告訴我們,千萬不要亂舔」、「這代表她沒有洗澡就接了下一個人嗎?」 https://news.tvbs.com.tw/life/1179831 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalrover Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 How to spot poison nehji? Any nehji experts here can advise? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOfTheHour Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Should have just gone to Shanghai uncle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_King Posted December 8, 2022 Author Share Posted December 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, metalrover said: How to spot poison nehji? Any nehji experts here can advise? maybe his own finger got poison by spray with those chemical on his crop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalrover Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, ManOfTheHour said: Should have just gone to Shanghai uncle Shanghai uncle nehji, i havent lick already vomit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalrover Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 1 minute ago, The_King said: maybe his own finger got poison by spray with those chemical on his crop Oh i see 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODACHEK Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 2 TVB for life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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