will shudder violently if she grips my face under her arms and rip off my bird

she can kick my bird 

Part time specky hkmm  

Went to my favourit padthai stall in Pathumthani province just north of Bangkok - https://maps.app.goo.gl/PG5JNaNShgqK9BZe9     Stall selling Thai cakes and desserts   Newly renovated padthai restaurant   Porkballs   Suki Thai style   Inside the suki is glass noodles, sliced pork, cuttlefish etc   Padthai with river prawns