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人生最悲惨的一天，当医生把手指插入我的菊花之后... 2015-10-14 10:51 有意思的汪撕葱阅读 1152 一位南韩的网友在最近，碰到了堪称人生中最悲惨的事件，闻者悲伤听者流泪啊！！ 他原本不想再回忆这件事了，但最后他还是痛定思痛，决定把这件事画了出来。 画着画着，眼泪又不禁掉了出来 (╥__╥) ▼最近，我遇到了一件让人很烦的事情，那就是...频尿。 ▼刚开始还没注意，结果越来越严重，躺床前才去过厕所，结果快睡着时又想尿尿，一整夜都在拼命的上厕所，整个人快被搞疯了！ ▼我觉得再拖下去不行，于是就请了假，準备去医院看看。 ▼但是因为睡过头，急着去医院看诊解决问题，匆忙之下就没去厕所大号，只能等检查完再解决满肚子的大便。 ▼医院人超多只能慢慢排队等，最后终于轮到我了... ▼医生是一位大叔，看上去非常的慈祥，说话也很温柔，问完情况后，他告诉我要先做尿检，採完尿液回来，医生已经戴好了口罩和手套。 ▼他要我转身并脱下裤子让他检查，虽然是男医生，但是要我当场脱裤子什么的，还是觉得有点不好意思呢... ▼我拘谨地扶着墙站着，听到医生在身后说什么前列腺，说可能会有什么不适什么什么的... ▼就在我想着「前列腺不就是在...」的时候... ▼医生的手指突然就捅进来了！！ ▼这难道这就是传说中的爆菊？！妈的超痛的啊！！！！ ▼我想过很多次自己前面破处时会是怎样的情景，但是做梦也没想到是，最先被破处的竟然是我的小菊花...而且...除了一开始被进去时很痛，之后好像有一点...爽？！ ▼医生的手指还温柔地在裡面搅动着。 ▼我情不自禁地就...呻吟了起来...... ▼然后就...射了Orz ▼有点无法接受，这和自己动手DIY时的快感是完全不同的，我说不出那是什么感觉，总之就是觉得射的非常不情愿... ▼看着自己下面还在滴着精液的小弟弟，我突然觉得自己怎么这么没出息，不知不觉地，眼泪就流了出来... ▼还没来得及想其他事，医生「啵」的一声拔出了手指。 ▼我深深地吐了一口气，感觉自己全身紧绷的神经终于放鬆了下来... 事情到这裡就结束了吗？ 怎么可能呢～当然没有，只是被医生手指爆菊怎么会造成心理创伤呢！！ ▼当我觉得好放鬆、好舒服的时候，我的菊花、确切地说是我的括约肌，也做出一些反应... ▼我心中闪过一丝不祥的预感！！但是，已经来不及了... ▼憋了一个早上的「黄金」噗噗噗噗地就这样喷射出来了！！ ▼还伴随着各种音调的放屁声，喷了医生一脸，连身上都是大便... ▼医生很淡定（也有可能是被吓傻了？），当他确定我不会再朝他喷屎之后，对着门外大声喊了一声：「护士！」 ▼闻声赶来的护士姐姐推开门，看到眼前的景象整个就惊呆了！！ ▼只见我光着屁股，小弟弟上还滴着精液，而医生则满身满脸都是我的大便...为什么我的人生会出现这种事情？我当下简直想直接一头撞死，眼泪又不争气地流了出来... ▼当时屋子裡还瀰漫着浓浓的屎味，护士姐姐往我手裡塞进一张纸巾说：「先擦擦吧...」 ▼护士姐姐实在太温柔了好吗...我哭着接过纸巾擦了擦眼泪。 ▼然后发现我那该死的小弟弟还在往下滴着精液！！就把小弟弟也擦了一下... ▼整个过程大脑一片空白，突然我感觉屁股一凉，护士姐姐居然...在帮我擦屁股...不知道是出于羞耻心还是感激，我又哭了，而且是嚎啕大哭... ▼后面的就记不清了，只知道自己说了很多对不起，然后拿了医生开的单子就跑了出来。 ▼我像一个受了委屈的小孩子一样，在街上漫无目的地走了一会，觉得有点饿了，于是就找了一家KFC买了一份套餐。吃着吃着又想起了刚才发生的事情，然后又哭了起来... ▼你们想像一下，一个20多岁的大男生，一边吃着汉堡一边掉眼泪，这场景能看吗！！ ▼哭了一会，感觉周围的人都在用很奇怪的眼光看着我，我抓起没吃完的汉堡就哭着跑了出去，套餐裡的可乐和薯条还没吃说，唉... 以上就是他所发生的事情，整个就是惨绝人寰啊！！！ 虽然他很可怜医生也很可怜，但实在太好笑了www 去看医生时请记得要先去大便唷，不然出现突发状况就惨了XD 打赏作者 The worst day of my life, when the doctor inserted my finger into my chrysanthemum ... Wang tearing onions to read 1152 A South Korean netizen recently encountered the most tragic event in his life, and the listener was sad and the listener was in tears! !! He didn't want to remember this incident anymore, but in the end he still felt pained and decided to paint it out. Draw and draw, tears can't help falling out (╥__╥) ▼ Recently, I encountered a very annoying thing, that is ... frequent urination. ▼ I didn't notice it at the beginning, but the result became more and more serious. I went to the toilet before lying in bed, but I wanted to pee when I was asleep. ▼ I don't think it can be dragged on any longer, so I asked for leave and planned to go to the hospital. ▼ But because I overslept, I rushed to the hospital to solve the problem. In a hurry, I didn't go to the toilet. I had to wait for the examination to resolve the full stool. ▼ There are too many people in the hospital and they can only wait in line slowly, and finally it's my turn ... ▼ The doctor is an uncle. He looks very kind and speaks softly. After asking about the situation, he told me to have a urine test first. After the urine collection, the doctor has already put on a mask and gloves. ▼ He asked me to turn around and take off his pants for him to check. Although he was a male doctor, he still felt a little embarrassed when he asked me to take off my pants or something on the spot ... ▼ I stood firm against the wall, and heard what the doctor said about the prostate behind me, what could be uncomfortable or something ... ▼ When I was thinking "Prostate is not in ..." ... ▼ The doctor's finger suddenly came in! !! ▼ Is this the legendary chrysanthemum? !! Mom's super painful! !! !! !! ▼ I have thought many times what would happen when I broke in front of me, but I never dreamed that it was my little chrysanthemum that was first broken ... and ... except when I was in the beginning It hurts, it seems a little bit ... cool? !! ▼ The doctor's fingers were still gently stirring inside. ▼ I couldn't help but ... moaning ... ▼ Then ... shot Orz ▼ It's a bit unacceptable. This is completely different from the pleasure of DIY DIY. I can't say what it feels like. In short, I feel very reluctant to shoot ... ▼ Looking at my little brother still dripping semen below me, I suddenly felt why I was so unproductive, and unknowingly, tears came out ... ▼ Before having time to think of anything else, the doctor pulled out his finger with a bang. ▼ I took a deep breath and felt that my nervousness in the whole body was finally relaxed ... Is it over here? How is it possible? Of course not, but just how can the chrysanthemum explode by a doctor's finger can cause psychological trauma! !! ▼ When I feel relaxed and comfortable, my chrysanthemum, or my sphincter, also reacts ... ▼ There is an ominous hunch in my heart! !! But it's too late ... ▼ "Gold" after a long morning blasted out like this! !! ▼ Also accompanied by the sound of farting in various tones, the doctor sprayed his face, even the body was full of stool ... ▼ The doctor was very calm (maybe he was scared silly?), When he was sure that I would not spray shit at him anymore, he shouted at the door, "Nurse!" ▼ The nurse sister who heard the sound pushed the door open, and was shocked to see the sight in front of her! !! ▼ I saw my ass naked, semen dripped on my little brother, and the doctor covered my stools all over my face ... Why does this happen in my life? I almost wanted to kill myself with one head, and tears ran out in despair ... ▼ At that time, the house was still filled with a strong smell of shit. The nurse's sister shoved a tissue into my hand and said, "Wipe it first ..." ▼ Sister nurse is too gentle, okay ... I took the paper towel and wiped my tears. ▼ Then found out that my damn little brother is still dripping semen! !! I wiped my little brother ... ▼ The whole process was blank, and suddenly I felt my butt was cold. The nurse sister ... was rubbing my butt ... I do n’t know if it was because of shame or gratitude. I cried again, and I cried a lot .. . ▼ I can't remember later, just know that I said a lot of sorry, and then took the doctor's list and ran out. ▼ Like a kid who was aggrieved, I walked aimlessly in the street for a while, and felt a little hungry, so I found a KFC and bought a package. I ate, I remembered what happened, and wept again ... ▼ Imagine a big boy in his 20s, tearing while eating a burger. Can this scene be seen! !! ▼ I cried for a while, and felt that everyone around me was looking at me with strange eyes. I grabbed the hamburger that I hadn't eaten and ran out crying. The cola and fries in the set hadn't been eaten yet. .. The above is what happened to him, the whole thing is terrible! !! !! Although he is very poor, the doctor is also very poor, but it is so funny www Please remember to go to the stool first when you go to the doctor, otherwise the situation will be miserable XD https://card.weibo.com/article/h5/s#cid=1001603897798624990652&vid=0&extparam=&from=1110005030&wm=0&ip=10.41.21.92

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Rast yr he got 1 atb also the face not sharp

Kgk today go smell atb dabisn uh?

Ky

Scare of uv rays later got old ppl spot on face

She will get choped and cooked in soup

The julie tan incident uh?

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