Apple today announced the new MacBook Air with M5, bringing exceptional performance and expanded AI capabilities to the world’s most popular laptop. M5 features a faster CPU and next-generation GPU with a Neural Accelerator in each core, enabling MacBook Air to power through a variety of workflows, from creative projects to complex AI tasks. MacBook Air now comes standard with double the starting storage at 512GB with faster SSD technology, and is configurable up to 4TB, so customers can keep their most important work on hand. Apple’s N1 wireless chip delivers Wi-Fi 7 and Bluetooth 6 for seamless connectivity on the go. MacBook Air features a beautifully thin, light, and durable aluminum design, stunning Liquid Retina display, 12MP Center Stage camera, up to 18 hours of battery life, an immersive sound system with Spatial Audio, and two Thunderbolt 4 ports with support for up to two external displays. Base model for RM 4699. 13-inch MacBook Air in Sky Blue with M5 chip 10-core CPU, 8-core GPU, 16-core Neural Engine 16GB unified memory 512GB SSD storage 40W Dynamic Power Adapter with 60W Max   https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/03/apple-introduces-the-new-macbook-air-with-m5/

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