GREYHOUND - Official Trailer

[The_King]

 

 

Edited March 9, 2020 by The_King

[The_King]

please take note: NEVER travel with Tom Hanks.

 

 

why?

“Apollo 13” 

Hanks, an astronaut with dreams of walking on the moon, goes into space with two crew members. But after an explosion, they abort the mission and spend the rest of the movie just trying to make it home alive. Don't get onto a spacecraft with Tom Hanks.

 

“Cast Away” 

Hanks boards a FedEx plane that crashes into the Pacific Ocean during a violent storm. He hangs out on a remote island for four years and passes the time by growing a beard, catching fish and developing a close bond with a volleyball. Don't get on a FedEx plane headed for Malaysia with Tom Hanks.

 

“Road to Perdition”

Hanks is in the mob, and his son hides in his car and witnesses another mobster kill a guy. The son is now a murder witness, and the mobster spends the movie going after him. Don't get into a car with Tom Hanks.

 

“Catch Me If You Can”

Hanks chases Leonardo DiCaprio, a con artist, and when he finally catches Leo in France, he extradites him back to the United States. While they're aboard the plane, Hanks breaks the news to Leo that his dad died the previous year. Don't have Tom Hanks escort you on a plane home. He'll probably tell you bad news.

 

“The Terminal”

Hanks arrives at New York's JFK airport from his country, Krakozhia. Upon arrival, he discovers civil war has broken out in his homeland, and the United States doesn't recognize Hanks's passport. Hanks, now stateless, has to live in the airport terminal for nine months. Don't travel from a fictional former Soviet country to the United States with Tom Hanks.

 

“Cloud Atlas”

Hanks plays a bunch of different roles. In the 1800s, he is a doctor who slowly poisons an American lawyer while they're traveling on a ship. In the 1970s, Hanks is a nuclear power plant scientist whose plane gets blown up. Don't get onto a ship or on a plane (you should know this by now) with Tom Hanks.

 

“Captain Phillips”

Hanks is the captain of an unarmed container ship. The ship gets hijacked by Somali pirates. Don't travel off the eastern coast of Africa on a ship with Tom Hanks.

 

“Saving Private Ryan”

You're in France, fighting the good fight against the Nazis, trying to rescue this one guy, and sadly, sadly, it's not going to end well for you.

 

“Forrest Gump”

Unless you feel like running everywhere you go, don’t travel with Tom Hanks. You’ll probably spend hours of your trip just sitting on a bus bench, too.

 

“Bridge of Spies”

And Berlin’s not safe, either. Join Hanks for this trip, and you’ll get captured and he'll have to wait for hours on a sketchy bridge for your release.

 

“Big”

New York City can be intimidating enough to visit without having Tom Hanks reveal to you that he is actually a 12-year-old boy.

 

“The Polar Express”

You could take a train with Tom Hanks...but it will inevitably jump off the rails and land on ice and the ice will crack and the whole thing will be no good.

 

“Sully”

Whatever you do, do not board a plane with Tom Hanks.

"The Da Vinci Code "

You're in France and then someone is murdered and you're drawn into a conspiracy theory like no other.

 

"Inferno"

You're in Italy, having a blast, and then you wake up with amnesia and lo and behold, another worldwide conspiracy unfolds.

"A Hologram for the King"

You've traveled to Saudi Arabia to meet a king and oops, nothing is like you expected.

 

 

[Huat Zai]

Never team up with Tom Cruise