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System required buyers to use a cord word when placing takeout orders, say investigators. Stands selling takoyaki usually don’t offer a whole lot else. The spherical octopus dumplings require a special inverse dome-indented flat grill contraption to cook, and they’re usually eaten by stabbing them with a toothpick. Putting additional side items on the menu would require buying a bunch of other types of equipment and utensils, an investment most takoyaki merchants don’t think is worth it. However, according to the Nagoya police, a certain takoyaki stand in the city did offer something other than octopus balls. It wasn’t listed on the menu, but if you knew how to ask for it, you could get your takoyaki with a side of cocaine. Investigators say that Masamichi Shimazu, the 29-year-old owner of a takoyaki stand in Nagoya’s Sakae neighborhood, had a system by which customers could purchase the drug by speaking a codeword when placing their takoyaki order. The cocaine wasn’t mixed into the batter, but was placed in a Ziploc-style bag which was then slipped into the larger bag along with the takeout takoyaki, so the system apparently required that anyone who wanted cocaine also order food. On February 15, Shimizu and his 31-year-old employee Takao Suzaki were found to be in possession of 0.7 grams of cocaine, which investigators believe they intended to sell, and the pair were arrested on suspicion of violating the Narcotics Control Law. Subsequent digging uncovered payments from the takoyaki stand to a management group in Mie Prefecture running unlicensed hostess bars, ostensibly funneling the drug profits to them. Four members of that group, likely to have yakuza ties, have now been arrested as well, bringing the total number of arrests up to six, coincidentally the same number of dumplings in a standard takoyaki order. https://soranews24.com/2023/02/24/takoyaki-stand-in-nagoya-sold-side-orders-of-cocaine-police-say/

ay Kheng Soon said that the Opposition Leader was right to say that and posted on Facebook stating that, "In a small place, when price differences are too great, social order is in danger” SINGAPORE: Leader of the Opposition (LO) Pritam Singh’s warning in Parliament yesterday (22 Feb), that “two Singapores” could emerge if inequality is not stemmed, has resonated with a large segment of Singaporeans, including prominent figures like veteran architect Tay Kheng Soon. Opening the parliamentary debate on the 2023 Budget statement, Mr Singh expressed concerns that one Singapore would be a thriving hub economy, while the other – where the majority of Singaporeans live – would be marked by slow social mobility and high housing prices. He added that the potential emergence of “two Singapores” would cause friction in society as Singapore is a small country with no countryside to retreat to. The Workers’ Party (WP) chief also expressed concerns about the way Budget 2023 has been characterized by some as a “Robin Hood” budget that takes from the rich to give to the poor. Asserting that this label reinforces the notion of a potential emergence of “two Singapores,” he said: “Referring to it as such pits one group, high earners and the rich, against the lower and middle-classes.” Although he supported Budget 2023, Mr Singh expressed doubts about specific announcements and called for redistribution to be at the core of government policies. Tay Kheng Soon – the architect behind iconic structures in Singapore like KK Women’s and Children’s Hospital, Golden Mile Complex and the People’s Park Complex – is among the many who have expressed support for Mr Singh’s views, online. Mr Tay alluded to the LO’s speech as he wrote on Facebook today (23 Feb): “In a small place, when price differences are too great, social order is in danger.” Touching on the skyrocketing price of flats in Singapore, he added in a comment: “High prices in a small place migrate very quickly downwards. The high private market prices tends to raise the hdb prices too.” When a Facebook user commented on his post and referred to the social chasm that Mr Singh was describing with his “two Singapores” remarks, Mr Tay said that the LO “is right.” Meanwhile, some netizens online have said that there already are “two Singapores” as Mr Singh has put it. Delving into how the cost of living has more or less, in their view, split Singapore society, netizens said that Singaporeans already live in two different worlds depending on their income level: https://theindependent.sg/veteran-architect-agrees-with-pritam-singh-as-netizens-say-there-already-are-2-singapores/

Now you already 半条命, all the way lah

俺是粗人，不懂艺术，这盒子有什么艺术的呀？不是来骗凯子的吧？

美人痔 and drinking pee is an interesting combo

Already gave code wor, is lah

Never realized that you're into 美人痔

Did you ask the doctor to shove chiobu laosai up your ass?

Oh oops, sorry my bad, it's @ManOfTheHour who said batam

Get well soon bro

Chemsex, maybe it's @The_King vegetable

You're so much more optimistic than I thought you were, Have long since gave up hope for those who want status quo.

@HarrisY1 FSDSS-536 is it your vegetable?

Mai like that leh, not everyone can cook like us, can't really get all those youngters go and eat grass right?

Singapore Ranks 78th Globally For Average Penis Size Recently, a study of the average penile size around the world placed Singapore in 78th place among 87 countries. Standing at a grand height of 11.53 centimetres while erect, the average Singaporean phallus also placed 10th from the bottom of the list. Source: Nan-Cheng Tsai on Flickr If it’s any consolation, Singapore’s ranking is at least higher than our neighbours in Malaysia and Thailand, who ranked 79th and 81st respectively. According to World Population Review, studies have shown no correlation between a man’s appendages and his penis length. Average penis size in Singapore is below world average by 2cm A closer look at the study by World Population Review shows that the worldwide average length of an erect penis is 13.58cm, a whole 2cm more than Singapore’s average. Source: @charlesdeluvio on Unsplash Breaking down the numbers, Ecuador boasts the largest average size at 17.6cm. The smallest size comes from our Southeast Asian neighbours in Cambodia, measuring up to 10cm. The study also measured penis size in relation to body size but found that any links were negligible. However, the average penis size in Ecuador does represent at least 10.54% of a person’s body height in the South American country. Average penis sizes have grown over the past 30 years On 14 Feb, the World Journal of Men’s Health finally published the results of a 29-year study of the average penis length between 1992 and 2021. According to their findings, the average erect penis length increased from 12.1cm to 15.2cm. Dr Michael L. Eisenberg, who led the research, says that the change may come from environmental factors. Exposure to hormone-disrupting chemicals, pubertal timing and high rates of obesity and sedentary behaviour may also contribute to penis lengths. While some may view the increase in average penis lengths as good news, doctors stress that people may put too much value on penis size. Dr Raevti Bole points out that “size doesn’t necessarily correlate to sexual satisfaction” and that patients can feel bad about penis size, leading to other problems.