Flat Attack: National newspaper asks readers to weigh in on what shape they think the Earth is

[The_King]

 

Last Friday, as Chinese scientists were breaking new ground into the quantum pigeonhole effect, and a group in California were isolating an early onset Alzheimer’s gene mutation, some Malaysian minds were toiling on a far more pressing matter. Perpetuating the raging debate that ended when Magellan didn’t fall off a ledge as he circumnavigated the Earth hundreds of years ago, Sinar Harian — a widely circulated newspaper — asked their readers via Twitter exactly what shape they thought our planet was: round, or flat.

 

 

 

 

We’re not sure whether we’re even surprised anymore that 9 percent of those who took the time to take a poll whose question was answered in Standard 1 science believe that the Earth is flat, but it was slightly shocking to have a publication whose purpose is to separate fact from fiction jumping into the “debate.” Or is it?

Believe it or not, this isn’t Sinar Harian’s first dive into flat earth chatter, with an article debating the Earth’s shape having made their front page two years ago. Inside, you’d have found four pages dedicated to the sphere naysayers out there explaining why they reckon it’s all just a hoax to make us think beyond a two-dimensional plane.

 

 

Curious as to what pearls of wisdom they’d like for you to consider? Well — haven’t you wondered why the shape of America looks different now, than it did 50 years ago? No? Neither have we, but this is something they’d like for you to open your hearts and minds to.

While we may have been left shaking our heads, the rest of the internet was able to provide comic relief to the question posited by our modern-day Newton’s over at Sinar Harian. Here were some of the best:

 

 

 

We know we shouldn’t even bother entertaining this “debate,” but for the record — the Earth is round. Spacecraft, aircraft, and distant objects can confirm this. Not for nothing, but by observing eclipses, even the ancient Greeks were able to surmise that the only way a round shadow could be consistently cast was if the Earth was round.

If you’re too broke to take a space ship, or the Concorde, and not quite ready for the advanced geometry of the Parthenon, then here’s some pretty basic maths to break it down for you. Sigh.

 

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/flat-attack-national-newspaper-asks-102017083.html

[The_King]

earth is flat

 

 

[aaur4man]

umchio

[ODACHEK]

Earth is neither flat or round, we humans are controlled by aliens, the Gods are the aliens and we are just their "chess pawns", a game of life.

[DynamiteZerg]

Dunno whether to laugh or cry at the videos... I think it is another attempt by folks from the Creationism stream trying to present itself as science in order to fit into the biblical context...

Edited February 20, 2019 by DynamiteZerg

[Psyres]

Don't listen to nonsensical talk.

The fact is that Earth is actually curved slightly, with portals that warp you to the opposite end when you go off the edge of one end built all around this dome we live on - a marvel of an achievement from a united human civilization that had reached the peak of all technological advancement.

Greed and complacency had caused the great ancient civilization to descend into oblivion and breakup around 10000 years ago, resulting in the weak modern day humans we see today, struggling day by day to recover the lost glory of the ancients.