Huat Zai

 

Dear Kim Zua shop owner,

 

Please modify your design before you diversify your goods and services.

 

News about haze reappearing in some parts of Singapore have left many fearing about whether the concoction of smells and fine particulates from Indonesia would envelope the country completely.

 

 

Our neighbour, Malaysia, is undoubtedly having it much worse.

The air pollutant index (API) levels were in the very unhealthy range in parts of Sarawak, such as Kuching and Samarahan.

This was what it looked like in Kuala Lumpur on Sep. 10, 2019.

Stay indoors, Malaysians. Hazy skies submerge KL’s skyline as API reading hits a high 169 as of today. ?: Ahmad Zamzahuri & Firdaus Latiff#malaysia #haze pic.twitter.com/8bwXqkncbt

— Malay Mail (@malaymail) September 10, 2019

 

One man, however, has risen above the haze and his fellow Malaysians, to come up with a bold plan to combat the haze.

Operation “Blow The Haze Back”

In a series of tweets, the man named Farhan revealed his grand plan: To blow back the haze to Indonesia on Sept. 16. Literally.

Let's make the 16th Of September "BLOW BACK THE HAZE" day.

Saya seru semua rakyat Malaysia keluar on the 16th, bawak keluar kipas meja/stand dan and kita semua point it to Indonesia. Secara collective, kita pasti boleh tiup balik jerebu ke Indo! Ayuh rakyat Malaysia!!! pic.twitter.com/iaDC4hqetJ

— Farhan (@lamkanahraf) September 11, 2019

 

He said:

“Let’s make the 16th Of September “BLOW BACK THE HAZE” day.

I call for all Malaysians to come out on the 16th, bring a table/stand fan and point it to Indonesia. Collectively, we can surely blow back the haze to Indonesia! Let’s go Malaysians!!!”

He has even propelled the movement with the hashtags #BlowTheHazeBack and #BiggestBlowjob

Here are some compelling visuals he has drawn to map out his strategy.

The direction in which the fans are blowing is key.

He urged all Malaysians to point their fans southwest where Sumatra is located.

 

In a later update, Farhan also tweaked the strategy to include those in Sabah and Sarawak.

He called on the people in those areas to point their fans south.

 

Need the right fan for this mission

To ensure there were enough resources for this grandiose endeavour, Farhan even recommended a specific model of fan which is particularly “strong” and can be bought on Shopee Malaysia.

“This industrial 26 inch fan from @ShopeeMY better. It’s strong.”

For the truly committed, the fan costs RM155 (S$51.22) and the shipping would set you back by RM69 (S$22.80).

 

 

Farhan even shared an “official” poster for the movement, with the Kuala Lumpur Tower transformed into a gigantic fan.

 

 

It was inspired by this artist’s rendition of the tower.

 

 

https://mothership.sg/2019/09/malaysia-blow-the-haze-back-fan/?fbclid=IwAR2PdzusPH_0nh-jyBQEvKk7qA_8WZdXDMd5Hukv4qoClFYXxkixKbqiLrg

 

 

 

3 hours ago, aaur4man said:

what did u buy?

Kindle Fire 7, weak specs but cheap cheap. Can read ebooks and watch video I happy already

You that you're old when you know both the has-been bands trying to recover their careers

 

 

Knn, I blame you for my new tablet hoot.

1 hour ago, Coffee_O said:

problem started with the bitch. but based on the reports she act like a fucking victim sia. still want to apply for PPO. KNN

She never deny that she's public transport, but J want to ride her like his own car, so it's J's fault.

 

Throw Some D’s

On Thursday, a Twitter account appeared called “showMeYourD.” It had a simple request for the internet: send in a legal, consensual picture of your penis. It’s for science. They promise.

The goal is to use the dick pics to test an algorithm that can automatically filter out pictures of penises — a much-needed technology for an internet filled with unsolicited nudes, revenge porn, and other forms of sexual harassment.

 

Identifying Wood

A developer and internet harassment activist named Kelsey Bressler, formerly of anti-revenge porn group Badass, first put out the call for dick pics to test the filter.

“The ultimate goal would be to inspire Twitter and other platforms to give users the power to control what types of content they’re receiving,” said Bressler, who built the filter with a collaborator. “Currently the solution to not getting these images is closing your inbox completely but it’s not right that we should be expected to do that.”

At first, the account was begging for more phalli.

 

But by the next day, it was overwhelmed by the flood of dongs — and Bressler hit pause in order to conduct analysis. She told Futurism that the next step is to continue training the filter on existing libraries of dick pics to make sure nothing else slips through the cracks.

 

Peen Free

And the experiment is apparently paying off. Bressler tweeted several hours later to say that so far only one penis, from the many people had sent in, had made it through the new filter. And that, she later clarified to Futurism, was because the penis itself was partially obscured by the small metal cage housing it.

Though the experiment is more intended to test out the technology than to bring it into the real world, the filter could feasibly be used on Twitter or any other social platform to prevent unwanted dick pics — finally allowing, for those that choose it, a penis-free online experience.

Editor’s note 9/6/2019: This story has been updated with more details about the project from Bressler.

 

https://futurism.com/the-byte/research-dick-pics-train-penis-ai?utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_03cd0a26cd-66890c6308-250337717&mc_cid=66890c6308&mc_eid=d6aea6efd0&utm_source=The Future Is&utm_campaign=66890c6308-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2019_09_06_06_47

57 minutes ago, beautifuldays said:

Wonder how he gonna walk on street without clothes

When you tio chop, the speed at which you run will blur out anything so small

For @aaur4man since he's on guard duty.

 

When I was still in NS, there was something about our camp which always puzzled us. Inside the camp was a small ammo dump which we rarely used. The strange thing about it was that it didn't have any security cams at all, which violates basic security guidelines. We never figured out why, until the unit started to ORD, and the commanders finally told us during a boring night on guard duty.

 

In the beginning, there were security cams pointing at the ammo dump, which were linked to the guardroom. But almost every night, the guard comm will see a little girl following the guards as they pass the camera, bouncing a red ball. The camp commander decided to break protocol to keep the men sane, and that never changed since.

1 hour ago, aaur4man said:

Still don't understand what happened

 

Moral of the story, if you want to piak someone else's partner, make sure you can win that person in a fight..

5 hours ago, The_King said:

 

 

Saya dadawu Melayu..

22 minutes ago, chamfer said:

My encounter yesterday.

 

Went to a library which i used to worked in to borrow books. Browsing books for my kid at children section got no headache but once i go the adult section to see knitting books then got headache and pain at the shoulder like someone sitting or pushing down.

 

As i really wanted to get some knitting books, i bear with the headache and pain thinking that i must had not enough water for the day. Came out of the library feeling super tired. 

 

Usually i will chant mantra in my heart when visiting this library but i forgot about as i was in a rush. Not going to mention the place in case it freak people out.

 

I still got some stories to share about this library.

 

 

Toa Payoh *cough*

 

9 minutes ago, metalrover said:

 7 month over riao wor... 

 

Thought they are suppose to go back to book in?

 

7 minutes ago, chamfer said:

Paging for @Huat Zai to share his knowledge.

They become more active on the 7th, no one said all of them will book in