sketchish

What the f***.... 

both shld be csi-ed 

Mother probably depression case... (giving benefit of doubt)

Father may have tried stopping before to no avail and resort to filming to keep as evidence for divorce and custody of children...

But the psychological scars on all 3 kids is gonna be bad...

JSKM... tablets hoot hoot hoot

How cums teacher gotch so much time... I tot sg teachers' always WHEEERRRREEE GOOOTTTT TIMEEEE....

How cums this guy still can jio xmm go lim kopi huan... 

*Pondering of career switch*

argh... what the crap...

we r desperately trying to feed our son to eat but he damn picky...

Den I see news of child wanting to eat but only fed so little infuriates me...

For moi, this year burn incense i tot burn properly liao and proceed to pray and offer... but after i "plant" in on the grass patch, it is extinguished...

But maybe i not sincere enough... I prayed on 1st and 28th (2nd last day) cuz company offering on last day don't wan clash schedule...

I find it dumb to hold wedding banquet... (Though I had one alrdy)

The idea of it still baffles me... Y spend so much when no one else is gonna remember it 1year or even 1month from now...

While us spend those $ while stressing that everything goes perfect and sometime cause squabble between the couples...

$$$ that could be used on more worth it stuff... 

1 hour ago, ODACHEK said:

Why cleaner auntie always scold me for not peeing on target into the toilet bowl?

Little did she know that my penis was erected every time I saw her when entering the toilet to pee.

 

 

Thought No. 3

When Life gives u lemon, u make lemonade...

When Life gives u Singapore, u make Esplanade ...

When Life pisses u off, u make Grenade...

Thought No. 2

 People often questioned me, why I always direct the air-con at my face when I'm driving?

My respond is to stay 'cool-headed' when i'm driving.

Now people understand why I balance a tipping scale on my head when I'm stress... (To stay 'level-headed')

I'm starting a new thread to spew out some philosophy or thoughts i have when i'm left alone with myself... Please feel free to share ur own 

Thought No. 1

Some people says that fat people do not push themselves enough that why they get fat.

I begged to differ as Fat people are constantly pushing the boundary of their waistline.

maybe they died in that state and the body too stiff cannot relac? or maybe its just bad acting...

4 minutes ago, invis said:

 

Snails looking damn delicious

it must be a slow cooked meal... badumtsss.....

On 7/31/2019 at 7:20 AM, chamfer said:

Most people buy pre-pack package which contains the essential items. Some will buy 发糕/packet drinks/biscuits etc to pray. Depends on individual.

Just don't mention your personal info while praying or burning of paper offerings.

But I tot must tell good brothers where chiu live and say ish which house provide the offering huan?

Shaw Shank Redemption... Nice movie...

Let the queing... BEGIN!

Oh... no wonder they cap the max limit of housing capacity for rental to 6... so ppl renting out their flats to earn a living can go out work instead of stay home shake leg & collect rent.

No wonder need to increase transport fee so ppl need to work more to pay for transport to work...

No wonder need to pay more GST so that we can thank the geniuses that came up with these wonderful ideas...

PURE GENIUSES

They are trying to reduce food waste...

I tot Anna is Annabelle... wahahhaha... 

pls share sekrit to retire at 39YO

On 6/29/2019 at 5:48 PM, Yamato said:

Exactly. I got it a few years ago from Taiwan and it grew and grew and grew

nice... they grow super ezily...

I'm trying to find 黑面将军 to grow... u heard about this leave before? 

the leave is it 南非叶?

homemade?

Wow... how fast he travelling sia...

soapy water does the trick... soap water blocks their breathing and they die due to lack of oxygen... plus aftermath is ezier to clean up